A lurker's occasional reward

Poster A:
I have to share this cos it made me :D. Ds come running (and I mean running) into our room about 2am and jumped between me and dh saying " the green crocodiles are coming" I calmed him and eventually put him in his own bed but was just pmsl at how fast he run and jumped. :D :D As you were.

Poster B:
A, children are very receptive, you know. Are you sure they weren't REAL green crocodiles he was seeing, that those of us who have grown up and closed our minds can no longer see? (Ducks).

Pure gold from B there. :D Chortle.