He's the most tip-top

I apologise if I'm turning into a mad-cat-lady blogger...

The cat is pawing insanely at a car transporter lorry*.
I ask him, rather politely, I thought: "What are you doing, you freak?"
He turns, fixes a green-eyed glower upon me and utters a questioning "browwww?" as though I'm the one with the problem.

I ask you.


* Toy one. Obviously. He's not that demented to take on the real thing.